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Nicki, 22

Melrose Park, IL

Nicki isn’t just a sorority girl; she is also a girl in a sorority. She knows the difference from a Delta Omega and an Omicron Alpha. She is very driven. In high school, she thought she was going to have a career of being a stay –at-home mom, so what does she do? She applies to college and tries to find a boyfriend to make her husband. When not out partying like a rock star, she might be at class, but probably isn’t. Nicki prides herself on her ability to drink 13 shots in under a minute and not pass out.
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What made you decide to audition for Housemates?
One day I saw this flyer for this reality TV show and I thought to myself, I might as well just do it. So I applied and then I got it. It was so exciting to learn that I was going to live in a whole new house because my old one was starting to loose that new house smell. So I get into the new house and there are like 9 other people there and it was just like, ugh, I better get the best bed.

Before coming on Housemates, what was a normal day like for you?
I would wake up whenever our sorority’s maid would vacuum the carpet, then I would go downstairs and ask our house’s chef to make me a meal, then if I was feeling up to it I would get in my Porsche and drive to my class, then, if it was the weekend aka Wednesday-Sunday, I would go shopping for a new top to wear out that night because I wouldn’t be caught dead in a shirt I wore out before, and then I would get ready for a night out with the girls, then at about 2am I would come back home in ridiculously large high heels and I would be talking about how every guy is a dog, I may or may not throw up in an alley, and then I would pass out at a friends apartment.

What do you do in your spare time? What do you aspire to be?
In my spare time I’m convincing guys to buy me drinks and helping to build homes for the homeless. LOL! No, but really it was mostly the first one and not at all the second one. I aspire to be a stay at home mom, but for the first ten years of marriage I’m just going to be a stay at home wife. I’m sorry, but I don’t want to have stretch marks until I’ve had my first Botox injection.

What’s the best thing about you? What’s the worst thing about you?
The best thing about me is everything and the worst thing about me is that not everyone can be me. How sad for you.

Favorite:
Movie: Grease, up until Sandy changes her look and becomes a biker. Eww.
Song: Well, the number one song on the Billboard Charts Top 100 is Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain’s Low. It’s so good. It describes my life perfectly. Like this one line, “My jeans full of gwap, and they ready for Shones” it’s like he is reading my mind. It’s also a song off the soundtrack for Step Up 2, which I assume is going to win the award for the Best Movie of Any Year Ever of 2008. I mean I haven’t actually seen it yet, but the commercials say it’s going to be great and who am I to go against what the commercials say?
TV Show: Greek. It’s like about greek life and stuff and it completely shows what my life is like. Like, if I wanted to write a script, LOL as if, it would be exactly like Greek.
Color: I’m not sure. Eww you know what color I don’t like though? Brown. Yuck
State Capital: I refuse to answer this question.

What’s your stripper name (middle name + home state)?Umm first off it’s not middle name + home state, it’s first pet’s name + the name of the first street you lived on… so if that’s the case, my stripper name would be Genie Porter. [editor’s note: That’s actually her porn name]

What was your biggest concern about living with nine strangers?
I was really worried that there wasn’t going to be any cute guys in the house, but when I got there, there was like a lot of really cute guys. OMG Sufjan was so cute. It’s too bad he got kicked off. I mean there was still Eric, but like no one compares to Sufjan.

How long did it take you to get used to the cameras?
What cameras?

What were your first impressions of the other housemates?
Andy: OMG, so when I met Andy and he was like so awesome. He was like the sister I never had. Well I mean I have a sister, but she’s like three and was in an accident anyways, so she doesn’t count. My first impression was that he reminded me of my cousin Sharron and she’s so stupid. She’s always going on about how her parakeet is like the smartest thing in the whole world, and I’m always like, “you’re crazy,” and then she’s like, “my bird can open the cage by herself,” and then I’m like, “it’s probably trying to escape.” Anyways, then I learned that Andy didn’t have a bird and we were like best friends ever since.

Becka: I dunno, she’s weird. She reads like all the time and stuff and hardly ever talks unless it’s to her imaginary friend. Like, whenever we leave the room and she’s there by herself she starts talking to no one. It’s so strange.

Crunch: I nicknamed him Cousin It. I don’t think he had ever heard of a hair cut in his life. I have no idea what his face actually looks like. It was really funny when he talked though because his hair would be like puffed off his face for a second.

Eric: I figured that I could eventually get Eric to be my boyfriend. Andy always told me how cute he was and stuff and so I figured that I could date him and we would be a totally cute couple.

Kat: I nicknamed her Halitosis, I’m not sure if she even brought a toothbrush to the house. Her breath was sick. It was really weird ‘cause she was like pretty and stuff, but she would never even try to have good breath. One time me and Andy put mouthwash in her chocolate milk. It was so funny. Then she got rushed to the hospital, I’m not sure why though. The doctor said something about food poisoning or something. I blame Sufjan because he kept making these foreign meals and everyone knows that they never cook things properly.

Kristin: She’s a total slut. She did it with like every guy in the house and I’m sure she even tried to with Crunch. Grody to the max. Other than being a total skank though, she’s a pretty cool person.

Lavender: She smelled like horseshoes. I didn’t like her at all.

Matt: When I first met Matt I thought he was an asshole, but once I got to know him I realized that he really was an asshole, and not just an asshole, but I mean a HUGE asshole.

Sufjan: He just seemed so mysterious and troubled. I was immediately attracted to him.

Describe your Housemates experience in three words. I hate everyone.

(except Andy cause he’s really cool. GOTEAMSMOOTH!!!)